Printing woes

There I was Friday, confidently finished the A3 document ready to print in the digital studio, thinking oooh maybe a relaxed weekend. Start printing - no paper, Phil's gone home and the tray's locked. Never mind, I can take it to the printers in Greenwich tomorrow. Get to printers Saturday - sorry love the binders not here today and its 80p a sheet. Right never mind, I can print at school tomorrow (Sunday), errr snowed in. Hmmm they did warn us about print queues but surely this is just taking the ....... Anyway on with the 1:200 which is where it gets exciting I think.